hey kids im Maïa, 17, CA, USA, half swedish-american half eiffel tower baguette, gender: sad, sexuality: sadder, ISFJ-INFJ (i keep going back and forth so)
If you want me to tag certain triggers or what not just ask me, all nsfw (i guess) is tagged, everything is tagged usually unless im lazy.
Les Misérables, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Marvel, Spartacus, SnK/AoT, Shameless, Teen Wolf and other stuff that i don't remember. i cry over a lot of shit especially dumb ships. have fun looking at this mess
***Come Back (be here) - anonymous
Ever since Armando has come back, Alex has kept his distance while never letting Armando out of sight at the same time.
More Frozen Than Fishsticks - elistaire
The door to the cooler they’d been peeking into slammed shut and Alex could hear the latch…
#can we talk about this tho #because like #they’re always characterized as being like totally incapable of showing each other that they care #but like #that’s a big tight fucking hug#and it’s in front of ian #mandy shoves her face in his neck #and he allows it #and he squeezes her #and rocks her #like #i know it deteriorates into them bickering #but it’s not like she showed up and he was like #what are YOU doing here (x)
#mandy seems to be the only one who visits him in lock up #she brings him things too #even though she hates going there #because the guards feel her up #and sure they bicker and call each other names#but they do love each other #and they would do anything for each other #it is so evident in this moment#because mickey smells like boy and bbq sauce #but mandy still burries her face in his neck #and holds him tight #and mickey wraps his arm around her #and you almost don’t know who is rocking who back and forth #they’re just very much in sync (x)
"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
not all 9000 barrel rolls
but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,
By the power of Greyskull…
do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared
All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.
The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.
And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life.
(Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)
At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.
This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.
This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.
And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."
And then there is this:
Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.
And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.
And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.
TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.
Alfie Enoch as Wes Gibbins in “How To Get Away With Murder” (x)
#part of me wants you to be wide-eyed and stumbling and guileless forever#and part of me wants you to quietly and inexorably become the most ruthless unflinching steel-nerved courtroom predator of all (via)