at thanskgiving my uncle was giving a speech about how homosexuality was wrong because of the bible and under the table i was reading about one of god’s angels choking on a guy’s dick what a time to be alive
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame.
choosing whether to tell internet friends ‘i love u’ or ‘i love you’ is very difficult bc even though they mean the same thing one is a lot stronger than the other and i dont want to freak them out u feel
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt’ we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads or giant fangs or the ability to spray acid out of our mouths no we got different fur color
we can’t even handle having different skin tones without fucking everything up
A Summary of (some of) the songs in Les Miserables
Work Song:Everyone's having a terrible time. Valjean and Javert try to outsass each other.
At The End of The Day:Bitchy women sing a song and it's catchy as fuck. Oh poor Fantine.
Lovely Ladies:A jaunty, jovial little tune about prostitution in which Fantine has her soul crushed. Poor Fantine.
I Dreamed A Dream:POOR FANTINE OH GOD CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE FOR HER.
Who Am I?:VALJEAN YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD SPORT.
Come To Me:THINGS GOT WORSE FOR FANTINE.
Confrontation:Oh my god Javert the world is not split into good people and death eaters, will you just accept that humans have multidimensional personalities. More Fantine Feels.
Castle on a Cloud:You're so sweet have all the clouds just take them.
Master of the House:Thank god, something funny. Also, it's scientifically impossible to hear one line without singing the rest of the song.
Thenardier Waltz of Treachery:You guys are such dicks but I just can't stay mad at you.
Stars:I'm having feels about string instruments. Javert proves himself to be multidimensional, which is ironic because it's the one thing he can't accept about other people, oh my god leave Valjean alone.
Look Down:'allo there guvnor oim Gavroche the french cockney.
Red and Black:Jesus Marius we've got really important shit to do can you shut up about that girl you just met. Also so many feels because they're all such good friends so full of hope. Enjolras you wonderful man.
Do You Hear The People Sing:Enjolras feels. Les Mis feels. Just so many feels.
I Saw Him Once/In My Life/Heart Full of Love:Oh Eponine.
One Day More:Shit is about to go down! I feel so in love with all of them. Enjolras!
On My Own:Oh Eponine. I can't handle this.
Little Fall Of Rain:Oh my god I can't go on. This is so tragic.
Drink With Me:There's no way I can go on, I hurt so much.
Bring Him Home:This is torture, I literally can't hold any more feels, I didn't know this was possible, I'm going to have a breakdown.
The Second Attack:I am in physical pain.
The Final Battle:Why don't you just saw my arms of and leave me to die it would be less painful.
Javert (No spoilers, but if you know it then you know the bit I mean.):I'm getting genuinely worried I'm going to die from feels.
Turning:The people reiterate why I feel so sad and it makes me sadder.
Empty Chairs At Empty Tables:I want to curl into the foetal position and sob into my hands for the next 19 years, I can't listen to anymore of this but I also can't stop because it's beautiful.
Wedding Chorale/Beggars at the Feast:I thought I had no soul left but I still want to sing along.
Finale/Do You Hear The People Sing:I honestly didn't know it was scientifically possible for one person to feel this many things. This musical killed and resurrected me 1000 times, OH MY GOD IT'S SO POWERFUL WHAT IS THIS MAGIC.
modern au punky combeferre with an undercut and a long, tousled fringe dyed in a washed-out orange colour that keeps falling into his eyes behind round tortoise shell glasses. combeferre with smart suits and heavy lace-up boots and a canvas messenger bag with a red cross…
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
“My mother taught me this trick: if you repeat something over and over again it loses its meaning, for example homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework, see? Nothing. Our existence she said is the same way. You watch the sunset too often it just becomes 6 pm you make the same mistake over and over you stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up one day you’ll forget why.”—Repetition by Phil Kaye (via geo-wee)
my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should