Les Miserables quotes (2/?)
that went well
gatsby attacked tom and i went ‘that was bold’ and my brother whispered ‘bold sport’ someone stop him
i hate the word dong like my penis aint no fuckin doorbell
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
Les Amis d’ABC modern AU || GrantaireA cynic since birth, he believed in nothing he couldn’t see with his own eyes. He was loud to cover-up his frustration, sarcastic to hide his desolation. He breathed through art because the feeling of a paintbrush or a pencil in his fingers was more tangible than emotions like hope or faith. It was the same skepticism that drove him to the bottle, looking for a way to experience the world without the razor-sharp clarity that left him feeling empty.
Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.
#this will forever be the funniest thing to me #that poor scribe just #GOD DAMN IT CAT #CANST THOU NOT SEE I AM AT WORK #ge-GET OFF YE BEAST #THOU HAST RUINED IT #NO THOU DOST NOT RECIEVE SCRATCHIES